My life is a slasher film

I keep imagining my life as a horror film, because my friends are turning into ghosts all over the place and this crazy girl is going to kill me. Ok, well not really, but I know how it would play out. I should write a script. I come in my room, and there's a quote from Wicked painted on my wall in BLOOD! The camera zooms in with ominous piano riffs. Bom Bom BOM! Cut to my face as the horrible realization hits me and then pan up to psycho killer on the ceiling, who jumps down with a hiss onto the camera. Cut to black. 

This no facebook thing is making me a very prolific blogger.